First, a moment of silence for those in Boston today. Our prayers are with them. If you're a huge Hunger Games fan, you've probably seen the new Catching
Fire trailer five billion times, right? And after watching all that, you're
probably having a hard time breathing and sorting through all your awe-filled
thoughts.
I'm going to make things a little more difficult for you and add my
own thoughts, just because I'm cruel.
The first thing I noticed is that the brilliant advertising team at
Lionsgate is reusing their past strategy and keeping all the arena scenes
hidden and unmentioned. There are hints about it throughout the trailer, for
example, President Snow saying,”there whole species needs to be
eradicated," and such, but we see neither head nor trident of Finnick
Odair, Johanna Mason, or even brave little Beetee.
Most fans will probably agree that this marketing
strategy is pure genius. Instead of focusing on Katniss going back into eh
Hunger Games, the trailer focuses on the rebellion, leading movie goers to
realize this is not just a cheap repeat of the first film, and that if they
spend their money on a ticket, it will be to watch something new, exciting, and
different. Once again, Lionsgate, genius.
The next thing I noticed is that Katniss acts a lot younger in this
film, but in a good way. There were times, while watching The Hunger Games,
when I felt Katniss acted or looked a little to mature to pass off for a
sixteen year old. Of course, this might just be all in my head, since each time
I see Katniss my brain screams out "Hey, there's that twenty two year old
Jennifer Lawrence on screen!"
Even without my brains nasty tendency to shout out annoying
things in the middle of movies, Katniss does indeed seem more like a desperate
sixteen year old, just wanting to "save her skin" as Snow put it. Her
voice is so helpless and scared in the scene with Haymitch in the D11 attic and
her face is so frightened, every image of the confident and cool J-Law that I'm
familiar with vanishes in a whiff of smoke. Or should I say, "Vanishes as
it quickly catches fire." Ha ha ha, that was a lame joke.
And then there's
Peeta. His face is full of shock after he sees the D11 man get shot. Like,
really shocked. If Beetee had wrapped his coil around him, let the lightening
strike him, then burnt a perfectly good piece of bread for no reason, Peeta
couldn't have looked more shocked.
Poor Peeta.
Next, of course, are the costumes. Effie seems to be wearing a grey mouse
ears type wig before entering Snow's huge party, and Katniss dress seems to
qualify as a lethal weapon. Look at all those spike feathers! Peeta, like
usual, is wearing a classy suit type thing. There's probably a more accurate
term, but I don't know it. Leave a comment explaining exactly what he's
wearing, if you can.
Also, Caesar’s hair is pink. Like a boss.
Next, how dare they burn up the Hob! Then there's Gale,
who, despite what the book says, is still conscious. Poor poor poor Gale. It
looks so painful I cried. And ugh, that did not look like a gentle slap,
Katniss. Put some snow on that--wait, where's the snow?
Okay, if I stay on here much longer, I'll just start crying again, so I’ll
sign off.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Somewhere out there, there is someone else also calling there news round up "the Weekly Round Up" but I can't remember where, so... 1.) The Hunger Games teaser for the teaser trailer (Yeah, it's a real thing) has come out. Let me here a "whoop whoop!" And this Sunday at the MTV movie awards, the full teaser trailer will be released. 2.) The Divergent movie has officially started filming. 3.) This Wednesday at 9PM ET, Stelecast, a Mortal Instruments podcast, will air it's first episode. So get your Steles and Witchlight rune stones ready and buckle down for a great time. Watch out for demons all you Shadowhunters, and stay away from blue drinks!
Okay, so you've just read the best book of your life and already stated
having symptoms of book hangover. However, there are no other good books
available at your disposal, and you're beginning to go a little crazy. So of
course, you turn on your computer, log onto Netflix instant and--
Silence. Because you've just realized that no amount of TV is
going to take the place of a good book, or speed up the wait until the next
great book comes out. There is no Harry Potter TV show. The Hunger Games is
fictional. Delirium's TV show won't be out for months. You start to panic.
The next thing you know, you're curled up on the floor, sucking your thumb
and cursing the world's TV overlords for not inventing something to help. You're
about to scream.
Thankfully, all is not lost!
Although a TV show can never truly take the place of a good book,
here is a list of awesome shows that will help you through your book hangover
rough patch, or simply waste an afternoon! Who knows, maybe you'll be sucked
into a few TV related fandoms along the way as well. 1.) Firefly. I can't emphasis this TV show enough. In a nutshell it's a
western dystopia in space, but crack open the nut and it's much more. The characters
leap off the screen. The dialogue is genius. The settings seem so natural you
won't believe they're not real. So watch it. PG-13.
2.) Dollhouse. It's a pretty complicated show, but another work of art
created by the supreme ruler of all nerds and geeks--Joss Whedon. Therefore, it
is good. Dystopian fans will really like this, especially if you enjoy things
like "Divergent," "Matched," and "Delirium" but
are a little sick of all the romance. PG-13.
3.) Teen Wolf. Many will pass this off as just a goofy Glee or Vampire Diaries
spin off, but it’s less about the romance and more about the mythology. The
characters break all stereotypes. There is action to spare. Of course, there is
plenty of romance, but it's not as goofy as Glee, and the primary focus of the
series isn't just on the main characters love life. It's about werewolves. And
it rocks.
Fans of "Wolves of Mercy Falls," "Delirium," and
even "Percy Jackson" will enjoy this. Don't remember if its PG or
PG-13, but it's usually appropriate if you have younger ones around. At least, most
of the episodes are...
4.) Supernatural. This is all about monster hunting, ghost chasing, and
sibling rivalry. There are guns, awesome cars, funny dialogue, (and after a few
seasons) Angels and Demons. If you want something action packed and love
interesting ghosts and monsters, watch this now! Not sure what the rating is, but most episodes are probably PG-13ish. Some
scenes are worse than others by far.
5.) Doctor Who. This needs no explanation.
6.) Once Upon a Time. It's a great fairytale meets reality show, but not in
the same way "Enchanted" was. The actors are brilliant too.
7.) Sherlock. This is probably the best show currently on TV, and it is
unexplainable. Watch it and wait for your mind to be blown. TV-14, because it
can be a little dark...
8.) Arrested Development. Definitely TV-14, but totally hilarious. You will
never laugh as much at a show than you will at Arrested Development. It's a
true cult show, and it's so good, you'll thank me for the rest of your life.
Plus, Netflix is ordering another season! Double awesome.
9.) Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog. And everything else by Joss Whedon.
I realize there are about a dozen
more great shows out there for people looking for awesome entertainment, but
that's all for now. So get off this blog and start browsing Netflix!